We hope someone has reminded Tom Cruise that, in the midst Katie-Gate, there are plenty of other fish in the sea… and some of them aren’t engram-riddled shrews.
Now that Katie has thoroughly Dawsoned Tom, it’s time for him to move on. But he must proceed with caution. No more getting swept off his feet and onto Oprah’s couch, only to find himself seven years later singing ‘Surrey with a Fringe On Top’ in front of Ira… or something like that.
No, Tom must vet his next wife carefully. Better yet, have his next wife vet herself. To that end, we’re pretty sure we’ve found the perfect Mrs. Impossible 4, comedian Livia Scott. She’s got all the qualities a man of Cruise’s stature should be looking for in a partner.
Check out Livia’s proposal above and let us know if you think she’s got what it takes to make a marriage with the T-Cruise last.